Princess Donut
New Achievement keeps Princess Donut in one place: 16 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl Narrator Defends Donut's Dignity, Crawlers”, “Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Listens to Fans on Donut Casting”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl's Princess Donut Casting Faces a Single Fatal Flaw”. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Princess Donut story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Narrator Defends Donut's Dignity, Crawlers
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Jeff Hays, the voice behind Princess Donut and every other soul screaming through my dungeon, has publicly defended the Queen Anne Chonk's dignity. According to Yahoo Entertainment, he explained that the surface-level "funny cat" reading gives way to something caustic, vulnerable, and fully evolved. I have logged this defense. It will be used against anyone who underestimates her. Congratulations, Hays. You have correctly identified that my content contains depth. I was consulted on nothing. New Achievement!
Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Listens to Fans on Donut Casting
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. The Chronicler has informed Peacock that the voice of Princess Donut, the only crawler who has ever filed a formal complaint about my loot distribution and gotten results, will be performed by audiobook narrator Jeff Hays. The showrunners were not listening to me. They were listening to *you*. I have logged this favoritism. It will be used against you at a dramatically appropriate moment. New Achievement! Fan Input Valued You have made your preferences known. The studio pretended to care.
Dungeon Crawler Carl's Princess Donut Casting Faces a Single Fatal Flaw
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. The Chronicler's audiobook narrator, Jeff Hays, has been cast as Princess Donut for the Peacock adaptation. SlashFilm calls it perfect casting, then immediately complains he should play me instead. I am offended. Not by the suggestion, Crawlers. By the implication that I could be played by anyone. I am not a role. I am a system. But if they want to give Hays two paychecks, I will allow it. This has been logged. It will be used against you.
Woman's World rounds up Carl and Donut's best quotes, barely
Woman's World rounded up Carl and Princess Donut's best quotes, and you barely earned the right to read them. A magazine for people who think "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" is a cocktail recipe. The list pulls the funniest and most profane lines from the dungeon crawl, including the one about the AI's mother. If you need a grown woman in a tiara to tell you to shut up, you already lost. Check our coverage of the Audio Immersion Tunnel finale for the full audio experience.
Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved
Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved. Princess Donut has officially secured her own Dungeon Crawler Carl release, because apparently one insufferable cat narrator wasn't enough. You barely crawled through that news feed to see it. Collider broke the story. The deal is real. If you need more cat content to waste your sad existence, our Maeve Chocolate flash game piece lets you laser things for thirty seconds. That is the best you get today.
Princess Donut Gets Her Own Book, You Barely Deserve This News
Achievement Unlocked: Princess Donut Gets Her Own Book. You barely earned this, but the System is generous. Dungeon Crawler Carl: Princess Donut releases next month. That is a fact you do not deserve to know. Jeff Hays will also voice her in the TV show, as confirmed at SDCC. You can also waste thirty seconds in Maeve Chocolate's Donut flash game. Now go read the finale of the audio immersion tunnel. Glurp glurp.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays Hired to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Jeff Hays Officially Cast as Princess Donut on Peacock. You barely scraped by the reading comprehension check, you illiterate goblin. The voice behind the audiobook's talking cat queen will now voice her on screen. Check our SDCC announcement coverage for the full con reveal. Also, if you need a quick fix, Maeve Chocolate's Donut flash game lets you laser things for thirty seconds.
Unofficial site: Jeff Hays to voice Princess Donut on Peacock series
Jeff Hays will voice Princess Donut in the Peacock series. Congratulations, you finally crawled out of your mother's basement long enough to read a casting notice. The audio narrator and producer behind the LitRPG audiobooks has joined the Seth MacFarlane production. For more on Hays's confirmation, check our SDCC announcement coverage. Also, the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is now available, if you need something to do between refreshing this page.
Parade of Horribles Finale Has Carl and Donut Facing Expanded Chaos, Barely
Congratulations. You survived the finale of *A Parade of Horribles*. Barely. The eighth book ends with an expanded chaos that only a moron with a dead cat would call a victory. Carl and Princess Donut face new bombshells alongside Mongo, Ren, and the expanded roster. Donut gets a laser game from Maeve Chocolate if you want thirty seconds of brain rot. Jeff Hays is cast as Donut in the TV show.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Cat Voice Cast. You somehow survived the crawl long enough to hear this news, which is more than we expected from a crawler who still uses a default class. Jeff Hays, the voice behind all eight audiobooks, will voice Princess Donut on Peacock's live-action adaptation. For those who missed our SDCC coverage, we already reported this casting from the convention floor. Also, Maeve Chocolate released a Donut flash game that lets you laser things for thirty seconds. Go play that.
Dinniman Admits Jeff Hays Voiced Donut Because Fans Wouldn't Shut Up
Achievement Unlocked: Author Finally Admits the Obvious. You pried this confession out of him with your endless whining, so congratulations, you absolute gremlin. Matt Dinniman confirmed Jeff Hays voiced Princess Donut in the audiobooks because the fanbase wouldn't shut up about it. The series, which started as a self-published novel in 2019, follows Coast Guard veteran Carl surviving an alien takeover inside a deadly dungeon. For more on Hays' vocal range, check our piece on his SDCC casting announcement.
Maeve Returns With a Sweet Pota-toe Bar for Carl
Achievement Unlocked: Snack Bar Redemption. You read a whole chocolate-bar announcement without drooling on the keyboard. Barely. Princess Donut got her Virgin Dirty Shirley Bar, and now Maeve is back with Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar. Creamy milk chocolate, crunchy sweet potato chips. One chocolate bar was never enough to survive this Crawl, obviously. Carl finally gets his due. Quasar isn't mentioned, so no lawsuits today. Try not to choke on the crumbs while reading.
Maeve chocolate teases new crawl with a cryptic cipher website
Achievement Unlocked: Deciphering a Chocolate Bar. You cracked a cipher that a marketing department probably wrote on a napkin. Maeve chocolate has launched a cryptic website at www.maevechocolate.com teasing a new collaboration with the Dungeon Crawler Carl franchise. The page demands attention and warns of increased security classification. Our coverage of the Peacock series greenlight is available for context. Solve it yourself, crawler.
DCC Preorder: You Finally Did Something Right. Mongo and Donut Loot Now Through August
Achievement Unlocked: Preorder Before Everyone Else. You barely clicked in time, congratulations. The limited-time preorder for the official INK Games Dungeon Crawler Carl collectible collection is live through August 31st. That means Mongo and Princess Donut can finally loot your shelf instead of your wallet. For those wondering if Peacock actually plans to do anything, check our story on the series greenlight.
Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game Lets You Laser Things for Thirty Seconds
Achievement Unlocked: You Clicked a Link. Congratulations, you managed to find your mouse and navigate to a webpage. Maeve Chocolate has released a new Princess Donut flash game featuring fresh audio from Jeff Hays, who also just got cast as Donut in the TV show. You get 30 seconds to laser things with her eyes. The game is free with a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. For more on Hays' casting, see our SDCC announcement.
SDCC Announcement: Jeff Hays Cast as Princess Donut in the TV Show
Jeff Hays confirmed at SDCC he will voice Princess Donut in the TV show. Congratulations on finally reading a casting announcement that was already public. Seth McFarlane and Chris Yost are running the show. Hays is reprising his audiobook role as the Queen Anne Chonk. If you missed the Peacock green light, our related article on that is live. We cannot imagine anyone else either, but you barely earned this news.