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release at New Achievement is a file of 4 stories. The newest of them: “Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely”, “Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved”, and “Thirteen Million Dollar Dungeon Crawler Carl Adaptation Arrives Next Month”. Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every release story on New Achievement, newest first.
Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely
Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. Pathetic effort. The massive new release is officially confirmed. No book 9 date yet. If you want something real to celebrate, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That's an actual achievement. This announcement is just a promise you'll have to wait for.
Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved
Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved. Princess Donut has officially secured her own Dungeon Crawler Carl release, because apparently one insufferable cat narrator wasn't enough. You barely crawled through that news feed to see it. Collider broke the story. The deal is real. If you need more cat content to waste your sad existence, our Maeve Chocolate flash game piece lets you laser things for thirty seconds. That is the best you get today.
Thirteen Million Dollar Dungeon Crawler Carl Adaptation Arrives Next Month
Achievement Unlocked: Read a Headline Without Drooling on the Keyboard. You somehow survived the effort of learning that a $13 million *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation officially arrives next month. Collider broke the news. Jeff Hays is confirmed as Princess Donut for the TV show, which we covered in our SDCC piece. Go celebrate by playing Maeve Chocolate's new Donut flash game, assuming your thumbs work.
CGC Teams With Dinniman for Free NYCC Comic Variant You Didn't Earn
Achievement Unlocked: You Read About a Free Comic You Will Never Hold. Congratulations on your pathetic ability to stand in line while better crawlers sleep in. CGC is teaming with Matt Dinniman for a free exclusive variant cover of the Dungeon Crawler Carl comic at New York Comic Con from Oct. 8-11. It features new artwork. You will not get one. Also, if you missed the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale, that is on you.