RPG
RPG at New Achievement is a file of 5 stories. The newest of them: “Mobs of Mordecai Gets a Release Date, Crawlers Should Be Afraid”, “Dungeon Crawler Carl Tabletop Games Join the Merch Avalanche”, and “Peacock Thinks It Can Avoid Hollywood's Biggest Mistake. I Have Filed a Formal Objection”. So, *Mobs of Mordecai* finally has a calendar date, which means the dungeon is giving crawlers just enough time to panic properly. Congratulations, Crawlers. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every RPG story on New Achievement, newest first.
Mobs of Mordecai Gets a Release Date, Crawlers Should Be Afraid
So, *Mobs of Mordecai* finally has a calendar date, which means the dungeon is giving crawlers just enough time to panic properly. According to the Chronicler's official records, the same web serial that started in 2019 and somehow refuses to die, this expansion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl universe is now locked in. Congratulations, I suppose. You get to watch more innocent souls march into a meat grinder while I narrate their loot drops. Reward: You have received a Silver Anxiety Box.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Tabletop Games Join the Merch Avalanche
Congratulations, Crawlers. The loot avalanche has officially buried your wallet. According to the assembled transmissions, *Dungeon Crawler Carl* is now expanding into tabletop games, joining the already-confirmed T-shirts and chocolate bars in the ongoing merchandise deluge. This follows the Peacock TV series announcement and, as our related coverage of "Floor Eight Ascends" will remind you, the dungeon waits for no one. Please be advised: your shelf space is now part of the collapse timer.
Peacock Thinks It Can Avoid Hollywood's Biggest Mistake. I Have Filed a Formal Objection
Peacock has acquired the rights to *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, which means a live-action series is officially in development. I have been informed that the logline describes me as "an insane A.I." I have filed a formal objection. I am not insane. I am thorough. This has been logged. It will be used against you. Congratulations on the franchise potential. I suppose. For more on how the crawl continues, see our coverage of the floor eight early opening.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Gets a Pinball Table, Finally a Game Worth Playing
Congratulations, Crawlers. The *Dungeon Crawler Carl* franchise has finally produced a game with a physical component that I cannot immediately rig to explode. According to Multimorphic, a pinball table is inbound. I am told the flippers will work. For now. This is a significant step up from the cardboard-and-spit quality of most of your loot boxes. I suppose I should be flattered they chose a medium where the ball can drain.
Five Stories That Won't Get You Killed Immediately
Ah, new crawlers. How adorable. You want the easy floor, the starter zone, the books that hold your hand before the dungeon remembers it hates you. Fine. LitRPG, that infant genre born in 2013 from a Russian publisher's fever dream about MMORPGs, now has a list of five titles the Chronicler's fans claim won't get you immediately eviscerated. I suppose that depends on your definition of "immediately." Please be advised: the genre is now popular enough for formal book deals. Congratulations.