adaptation
New Achievement keeps adaptation in one place: 14 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Casting Announcement: Donut Actor Chosen, Sound Mixer Still Sore About It”, “Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl Series From Seth MacFarlane You Barely Deserve”, and “Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You, Achievement: Writers Who Vaguely”. Achievement Unlocked: Casting a Cat Who Won't Need a Stunt Double. Peacock ordered a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV series from Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, and you barely deserve this news. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every adaptation story on New Achievement, newest first.

Casting Announcement: Donut Actor Chosen, Sound Mixer Still Sore About It
Achievement Unlocked: Casting a Cat Who Won't Need a Stunt Double. You barely read the announcement before complaining, you absolute audio gremlin. Jeff Hays is officially reprising his role as Princess Donut for the TV series. The sound mixer is reportedly still sore about it. For fans who need more Donut content immediately, our Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game article covers a new laser-filled time-waster. The casting is perfect. The mixer's tears are a bonus.

Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl Series From Seth MacFarlane You Barely Deserve
Peacock ordered a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV series from Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, and you barely deserve this news. Congratulations on not dying of anticipation. The streamer picked up the adaptation based on Matt Dinniman's books. Jeff Hays was already cast as Princess Donut at SDCC, so at least one voice will be right. If you need to hear the finale first, our "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" coverage is live. Now get back to your hole.
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You, Achievement: Writers Who Vaguely
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You. You barely earned this, and you still smell like a goblin's armpit. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show has hired a new showrunner from Star Wars and Netflix fantasy projects, replacing the previous two writers. For deeper coverage of the audio side, check our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop. This is an unofficial fan site.

Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.

Web Serial Grinder Carl Crashes Ten Million Copies Sold
Congratulations, you barely managed to read a sales milestone. Ten million copies sold, and you still can't navigate a single floor. Web Serial Grinder Carl Crashes Ten Million Copies Sold reports that the Dungeon Crawler Carl series has officially sold over ten million copies across all formats, a number that probably took you three attempts to count. If you want to hear Jeff Hays scream about it, check our coverage on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops.
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward. This is an unofficial fan site. Someone on Yahoo wrote a whole piece about Peacock's adaptation because of Ted. Ted. The actual worry is that the show will sand off the edges to make it fit a broadcast network mold. You barely earned this information. If you want to know why Jeff Hays is the correct choice for Princess Donut, go read our SDCC announcement. Now stop wasting my time.

No Film School cribs notes from Carl for five writing tips
Congratulations, you survived reading five writing tips from No Film School cribbed from Carl's actual trauma. Barely an achievement, but the system is feeling generous. The tips cover screenwriting and storytelling lessons pulled from the Dungeon Crawler Carl books. No Film School published the list. If you want something with actual explosions, check our coverage of the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" finale dropping now. That episode is real. Your writing career is not.

Peacock's Carl show has seven demands you already failed to meet
Achievement Unlocked: 'Barely Tolerable Article Reading.' You managed to absorb seven demands without your attention span collapsing into a loot box. Peacock's *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation has a list of requirements you already failed to meet, according to Collider. We also have the finale of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker audio immersion tunnel dropping now, so maybe listen to that instead. One joke: your expectations are the only thing here with less loot than a starter dungeon.

Collider Names Five Crawler Characters Peacock Must Not Screw Up
Collider published a list of five Dungeon Crawler Carl characters the Peacock adaptation must not screw up, and you barely earned the right to read it. Congratulations on your ongoing mediocrity. The piece names five characters from the books who need proper treatment in the series. For deeper coverage of the show's casting, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut. The list itself is obvious, but at least Collider cares about the source material. You probably don't.

Dungeon Crawler Carl Showrunners Hired You Already Missed the Deadline
Achievement: You found out the showrunners were hired before the book nine release date you already missed. Congratulations on your slow reflexes. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer are set as showrunners for the Peacock drama series Dungeon Crawler Carl. This is an unofficial fan site. Jeff Hays was also cast as Princess Donut, which you can read about in our SDCC coverage. You are welcome.

Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Lands a New Studio Overlord in Latest Deal
Achievement: New Overlord Acquired. You barely paid attention to the deal, you couch-stained loot goblin. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show just got a new studio overlord, according to Gizmodo. That means someone new is in charge of not messing this up. The Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropped, so go listen to something that actually earned its praise.

Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Hires Two Guys You Have Never Heard Of
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Hires Two Guys You Have Never Heard Of. You clicked a link, which is the bare minimum for sentient life, and now you get this news. Peacock ordered a straight-to-series drama based on the Dungeon Crawler Carl books back in June. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer are your co-showrunners. Yost was already attached as writer. If you need something to actually listen to while you seethe, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is up.

Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Cat Voice Cast. You somehow survived the crawl long enough to hear this news, which is more than we expected from a crawler who still uses a default class. Jeff Hays, the voice behind all eight audiobooks, will voice Princess Donut on Peacock's live-action adaptation. For those who missed our SDCC coverage, we already reported this casting from the convention floor. Also, Maeve Chocolate released a Donut flash game that lets you laser things for thirty seconds. Go play that.

Dungeon Crawler Carl Adds Shadow and Bone Boss to Its Writer Dungeon
Achievement Unlocked: Writer Dungeon Gains a Co-Showrunner. You almost did something useful. Eric Heisserer joins Chris Yost as co-showrunner of Peacock's live-action Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Yost was already announced. Heisserer will executive produce. The show is based on Matt Dinniman's novels. This is an unofficial fan site. With the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale now live, maybe you can listen to something good while you wait for this to actually get made.