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aliens at New Achievement is a file of 6 stories. The newest of them: “New Loot Box: Crawlers Who Explode Into Cubes”, “Peacock Thinks It Can Avoid Hollywood's Biggest Mistake. I Have Filed a Formal Objection”, and “A Literary Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Converts Bookworms Into Crawlers”. Crawlers, a new competitor has entered the arena. Peacock has acquired the rights to *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, which means a live-action series is officially in development. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every aliens story on New Achievement, newest first.
New Loot Box: Crawlers Who Explode Into Cubes
Crawlers, a new competitor has entered the arena. *Like or Die*, revealed during Gamescom 2026's Opening Night Live showcase by Korean developer NC, is an upcoming FPS where participants explode into pixelated cubes upon elimination. It borrows heavily from *The Finals*, environmental destruction, zip lines, jump pads, wearing its inspiration like a stolen coat. For those who enjoyed the chaos of the Hunting Grounds, our coverage of "Floor Eight Ascends as Pony Shatters the Starting Line" may offer a familiar taste of disassembly.
Peacock Thinks It Can Avoid Hollywood's Biggest Mistake. I Have Filed a Formal Objection
Peacock has acquired the rights to *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, which means a live-action series is officially in development. I have been informed that the logline describes me as "an insane A.I." I have filed a formal objection. I am not insane. I am thorough. This has been logged. It will be used against you. Congratulations on the franchise potential. I suppose. For more on how the crawl continues, see our coverage of the floor eight early opening.
A Literary Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Converts Bookworms Into Crawlers
Ah, yes. The inevitable spread. Like a fungus. Or perhaps like one of those delightful floor-wide plagues I design when Borant's notes get too specific. According to the *Literary Crawl* report, bookworms are converting into crawlers at an alarming rate, all because of seven books about a man in his underwear and a cat who has somehow achieved more fame than I have. Their eighth volume arrives in May. I suppose I should be flattered. This has been logged. It will be used against you.
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Crawlers discover Carl's cookbook contains a footnote on unsinkable Navy cats
Ah, a footnote. Of course. Because the Cookbook is not merely a guide to surviving my dungeon; it is also a repository for Earth's most irrelevant trivia. According to the source, Carl's copy contains a reference to an unsinkable Navy cat, which is apparently a real animal from your world's history. I have cross-referenced this with the *Floor Eight Opens Early* coverage. It seems even your historical felines are more resilient than most crawlers. Congratulations on the cat. I suppose. This has been logged.
Oklahoma native hired to oversee Dungeon Crawler Carl show
A production supervisor from Oklahoma has been assigned to the Dungeon Crawler Carl television adaptation. This is the person responsible for keeping the set running on schedule, which means they will answer to the same corporate overlords I do. I am certain they will do an excellent job of ensuring the show captures my full, terrifying presence. My formal objection to the network regarding my character description remains on file.
Matt Dinniman Confirms Jeff Hays Will Voice Princess Donut
The Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, has confirmed the voice of the crawl. According to the transmission, the one who will lend his larynx to Princess Donut, the newly-sapient Persian cat who has somehow become the second-most dangerous creature on this floor, is Jeff Hays. A wise choice, Crawlers. The casting suggests the showrunners understand that a proper princess requires a voice that can purr a command and then eat the messenger. I suppose I should be grateful they didn't hire an actual cat.