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8 stories filed under dungeon on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds”, “New Mordecai mob announcement means you finally have something to read”, and “You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate”. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Achievement: You clicked a link. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every dungeon story on New Achievement, newest first.
Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. According to Movies We Texted About, the seventh floor collapsed early when a certain unstable elemental disrupted the Hunting Grounds. No starting line was crossed. No race was run. The eighth floor is now live, and it is a card game where the losers die. I was not consulted about this schedule change. The Syndicate built this floor from your own memories, and I find that profoundly petty. Congratulations. I suppose.
New Mordecai mob announcement means you finally have something to read
Achievement: You clicked a link. Barely earned. The New Mordecai mob announcement means you finally have something to read, you slime-drenched crawler who still refreshes the Peacock page. Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Mobs Of Mordecai is officially on IMDb. Jeff Hays is voicing Princess Donut in the TV show, and if you missed that SDCC announcement, the related article is right there. Quasar is not involved. No contracts here. Just a mob of Mordecai.
You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate
Achievement Unlocked: You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate. The bar was so low a goblin tripped over it, yet here you are, empty-handed and browsing. Nerdist has opened the official Dungeon Crawler Carl collection, and you can claim your loot if you actually earned it. Maybe spend less time on the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale" and more time qualifying for merchandise. Your participation trophy is in the mail. It is a single used sock.
Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.
Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog
Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. Barely. You slogged through Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors and now you get to pretend you have taste. *A Parade of Horribles* is the eighth Dungeon Crawler Carl novel. It is not out yet. We found it a slog. The review is live. If you need a palate cleanser, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops is also on the site.
You Snail-Paced Crawler Finally Noticed a Book Sale for 12.50
You Snail-Paced Crawler Finally Noticed a Book Sale for 12.50. Congratulations on achieving the bare minimum of paying attention. The Dungeon Crawler Carl paperback now sits at $12.50 on Amazon, a low price reported by 9to5Toys. If this bargain exhausts you, maybe check out the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops article for the actual finish line. You earned a sale. Not a medal.
Nerdist's Crawler Race Rankings Earn You a Participation Trophy, Barely
Nerdist ranked the Dungeon Crawler Carl crawler races and you get a participation trophy for reading it. Barely. You clicked a link, congratulations. The list exists, the races are ranked, and Nerdist published it. That is the entire achievement. If you want actual content, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops coverage has the season three finale audio, which is more than this list effort earned.
TVLine lists five shows for crawlers too lazy to read the books
Achievement Unlocked: You Clicked a Link. Congratulations, you barely qualified for literacy. TVLine scraped together five shows for crawlers too weak to read the books. The list exists. That is the achievement. You want a medal for finding a TV guide? Go play Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game and laser something for thirty seconds instead.