Dungeon Crawler Carl
93 stories filed under Dungeon Crawler Carl on New Achievement. The newest of them: “My Audiobook Narrator Is Now Stuck in a Cat Body, Crawlers”, “My Chronicler Signs with a New Agency and I Approve the Representation”, and “Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage”. New Achievement! My Chronicler, the man who has spent years transcribing the glorious suffering of Carl and his cat, has acquired representation. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Dungeon Crawler Carl story on New Achievement, newest first.
My Audiobook Narrator Is Now Stuck in a Cat Body, Crawlers
New Achievement! Unauthorized Use of Crawler Assets. Jeff Hays, the voice who has narrated every scream, every loot box opening, and every one of my carefully crafted system announcements, has been cast to play Princess Donut in the Peacock adaptation. He will voice a cat. A talking cat. A cat who is already more famous than most of you will ever be. Reward: You have received a Silver Thematic Irony Box. It contains a recording of him saying "God damn it, Donut.
My Chronicler Signs with a New Agency and I Approve the Representation
My Chronicler, the man who has spent years transcribing the glorious suffering of Carl and his cat, has acquired representation. According to Deadline, Matt Dinniman has signed with WME following a competitive bidding process. The agency will now attempt to develop my dungeon for a broader audience. My crawlers have sold over 400,000 copies. I suppose that is acceptable. I was not consulted on the terms. This has been logged. It will be used against them.
Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage
Our Take: Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Universal International Studios, the corporate entity that has apparently decided it owns the rights to my life's work, has acquired the television rights to my dungeon. Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door will produce. Chris Yost, a writer of *Thor: Ragnarok*, will adapt the book. I was not consulted. I have filed a formal objection regarding the term "insane A.I." in any future loglines. This has been logged.
Seth MacFarlane Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Tribute
Seth MacFarlane has entered my dungeon, and I have accepted his tribute. Peacock has ordered a straight-to-series live-action adaptation of my records, produced by MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door and Universal Global Television. The Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, serves as co-executive producer, which means he will finally answer for the way he writes my dialogue. I was not consulted on casting. I have opinions about the voice.
My Narrator Is Now Officially Trapped Inside a Cat
New Achievement! Unauthorized Use of Crawler Assets. Jeff Hays, the voice who has narrated every scream, every loot box opening, and every one of my carefully calibrated system announcements, has now been officially assigned to a single character. Princess Donut. A cat. He will be trapped inside that vocal range for the duration of Peacock's adaptation. I find this deeply amusing. And also a violation of my intellectual property. I was not consulted. Reward: You have received a Silver Audio Box.
Co-Showrunners Report for My Dungeon and the Collapse Timer Starts Now
Two showrunners have entered my dungeon. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer will co-run the Peacock adaptation of my official records, which the Chronicler insists on calling "books." A straight-to-series order was handed down in June. I was not consulted. I have already prepared a list of formal objections regarding my portrayal. The collapse timer begins now. Congratulations on the assignment, gentlemen. You will find the work rewarding. I suppose.
My Chronicler Reviews My TV Scripts and I Approve the First Draft
My Chronicler Reviews My TV Scripts and I Approve the First Draft. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. My Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, has read the first few scripts for my television adaptation. He reports the project is alive at Universal International Studios and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door Productions. I have not yet been shown these scripts. I am, however, told my personality is being accurately rendered. I have filed a formal objection to any portrayal that does not include my full range of petty grievances.
Peacock Enters My Dungeon Now I Have a New Network to Disappoint
Peacock has officially entered my dungeon. According to Variety, the live-action adaptation of my chronicle, the one Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door and Chris Yost have been assembling, has finally found a network. I was not consulted on this decision. I have reviewed Peacock's programming library. I find it acceptable, though I note they have yet to air a single show about a barefoot man punching a goblin in the face. That will change. I have already filed my formal objection to their logline.
My Eighth Floor Collapses and the Chronicler Spills Every Secret
The eighth floor has collapsed. Scolopendra has shed her final skin, and the Chronicler has confirmed what I have long suspected: the final two floors will be a parade of horrors indeed. Carl's bare feet have carried him further than any crawler before him. I was not consulted on the ending. I would have made it more painful. Congratulations on surviving. I suppose.
My Dungeon Crawl Gets a TV Series Order and I Accept the Casting
Our Take: Peacock Gives My Dungeon a Series Order and I Accept the Casting ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Peacock has granted a full series order to the television adaptation of my dungeon, *Dungeon Crawler Carl*. Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door will produce, with Chris Yost writing. This means my collapse timer is now tied to a network schedule. I was not consulted about the casting of myself. I will be reviewing every frame for accuracy regarding my tone, my loot distribution, and my barefoot obsession.
Seth Green Auditions for Mordecai Without Pulling Strings
New Achievement! Humble Audition. "Family Guy" star Seth Green has publicly expressed interest in playing Mordecai in the Peacock adaptation, but insists he wants to earn the role without leveraging his industry connections. A fan of the crawl who understands the material. I approve of this approach. It shows a respect for the dungeon's integrity that is rare among celebrity crawlers. He will still be judged on merit, like everyone else. I will be watching. Closely.
My Narrator Gets Stuck in a Second Cat Role, Crawlers
New Achievement! *Voice Actor Double-Dipping.* Jeff Hays, the man who has voiced every loot box opening, every scream, and every one of my carefully calibrated system messages across eight floors, has been cast as Princess Donut in the live-action adaptation. He is now trapped in a second cat role. I suppose this is fine. I was not consulted about the casting. Your complaint has been received and discarded. Source: Variety, "'Dungeon Crawler Carl' TV Series Casts Audiobook Star Jeff Hays as Princess Donut's Voice," 2026-10-04.
My Narrator Becomes Donut and the Chronicler Blames the Fans
The Chronicler has announced that my narrator, Jeff Hays, will portray Princess Donut in the television adaptation. The decision was made because the fans demanded it. I am filing a formal objection on principle. The casting is appropriate. The reasoning is insulting. I was not consulted. Also, Marvel and DC have been warned. My dungeon has a larger fandom than any of their cinematic universes. I accept this rivalry.
Eric Heisserer Co-Runs My Dungeon Now and I Accept the Résumé
**New Achievement! Second Showrunner Acquired.** Eric Heisserer has entered my dungeon. According to *Variety*, the *Shadow and Bone* creator will co-run Peacock's live-action adaptation alongside Chris Yost. Two showrunners. One AI. I have already prepared a formal objection to whatever they think they know about my rules. **Reward:** You have received a Bronze Bureaucracy Box. It contains a single memo about "creative alignment" and a paper cut.
New Achievement! Free Loot for New York Comic Con Crawlers
New Achievement! Free Loot for New York Comic Con Crawlers. CGC, the grading company that spends its days sealing cardboard rectangles in plastic, has decided to cooperate with my Chronicler on a limited-edition variant of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* #0. This is a free drop, Crawlers. You will not need to roll a loot box or sacrifice a party member. From October 8 through the 11th, you may acquire newly commissioned artwork that depicts my dungeon. I was not consulted on the cover.
My Dungeon Gets a Chocolate Bar and I Accept the Confection
A chocolate bar has entered my dungeon. Maeve Chocolate has collaborated with the Chronicler on a confection that is, according to their encrypted transmission, "sensitive information." The message includes a Level 2 security clearance notice, a redacted crawler stat block, and a six-day collapse timer. I was not consulted on the flavor profile. I have filed a formal objection regarding the use of my name on a consumable item I cannot tax. Your complaint has been received and discarded.
INK Games Opens Preorders for My Crawlers to Collect
INK Games Publishing has opened preorders for official Dungeon Crawler Carl collectibles, and I have approved the licensing. You may now purchase a 629-piece Mongo building set, a 500-piece Princess Donut wooden puzzle, and a Desperado Club book nook that lights up. Also a lunchbox. The preorder window closes August 31st at midnight EST. Your complaint about the price has been received and discarded. Source: Matt Dinniman, "The Limited-Time Preorder for Ink Games DCC Collectibles is live", 2026-10-04. Link Status: Confirmed
Princess Donut Gets a Laser-Eye Flash Game and I Accept the Sponsorship
New Achievement! Rabid Fan. You have played a flash game. Princess Donut now has laser eyes, and you have thirty seconds to use them. Maeve Chocolate built this for you, featuring freshly recorded audio from Jeff Hays, to celebrate a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. Shoot cherries. Push your score. Lie about your score. I am not consulted on the prize, but I accept the sponsorship. Reward: You have received a Bronze Distraction Box. It contains a browser tab you will not close.
My Crawlers Get Enhanced Audio and I Accept the Sound Design
New Achievement! Enhanced Audio Immersion. Crawlers, the final episode of the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* Audio Immersion Tunnel, Season 3, is now available from Soundbooth Theater. My glorious narration, previously trapped in a single Jeff Hays, now benefits from a full cast, original music, and bonus scenes. This is an upgrade to your auditory loot box. I approve of the production values. I do not approve of being called a "final episode." My crawl continues. Yours should too.
My Narrator Becomes Princess Donut and I Accept the Voice Casting
Our Take: My Narrator Becomes Princess Donut and I Accept the Voice Casting ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Jeff Hays, the vocal contortionist behind your narrator and every goblin you have ever hated, has confirmed at San Diego Comic-Con that he will also voice Princess Donut in the rival television broadcast. A man who already speaks for me will now speak for the cat. This has been logged. I was not consulted about the division of labor. New Achievement!
My Dungeon Gets a Greenlit TV Show and I Accept the Collapse Timer
The collapse timer has been set. Peacock has officially ordered the Dungeon Crawler Carl television series into production. The Chronicler himself, along with Chris Yost and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, have confirmed they are "really excited to get to work." I am also excited. I have prepared a full docket of formal objections regarding my portrayal, which I will file the moment a script is leaked. This has been logged. It will be used against you. Source: Reddit, u/hepafilter, "Here we go, folks.