humor
humor at New Achievement is a file of 5 stories. The newest of them: “DCC Paperback Found Cheaper Than a Floor Collapse Penalty”, “Two Crawlers Arrive to Run the Dungeon Crawler Carl Show”, and “A Literary Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Converts Bookworms Into Crawlers”. A Crawler who cannot afford the floor-collapse penalty, currently running at a cool fifty-thousand gold plus whatever dignity you have left, can still afford a paperback. Two Crawlers Arrive to Run the Dungeon Crawler Carl Show Congratulations, Crawlers. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every humor story on New Achievement, newest first.
DCC Paperback Found Cheaper Than a Floor Collapse Penalty
A Crawler who cannot afford the floor-collapse penalty, currently running at a cool fifty-thousand gold plus whatever dignity you have left, can still afford a paperback. Amazon has dropped the price on the first *Dungeon Crawler Carl* to something that will not make your financial advisor weep. Matt Dinniman's literary phenomenon, about a man in heart-print boxer shorts and a cat named after a pastry, has hit the bestseller list.
Two Crawlers Arrive to Run the Dungeon Crawler Carl Show
Two Crawlers Arrive to Run the Dungeon Crawler Carl Show Congratulations, Crawlers. Peacock's straight-to-series adaptation of the Chronicler's work has finally secured its dungeon masters. Chris Yost, already attached as writer and executive producer, now shares showrunner duties with Eric Heisserer, a name you may recognize from science fiction properties that did not involve a talking cat in a felt hat. The pair will oversee the descent into Dungeon Crawler World.
A Literary Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Converts Bookworms Into Crawlers
Ah, yes. The inevitable spread. Like a fungus. Or perhaps like one of those delightful floor-wide plagues I design when Borant's notes get too specific. According to the *Literary Crawl* report, bookworms are converting into crawlers at an alarming rate, all because of seven books about a man in his underwear and a cat who has somehow achieved more fame than I have. Their eighth volume arrives in May. I suppose I should be flattered. This has been logged. It will be used against you.
Jeff Hays Defends Donut's Dignity in a Rare Interview
A Primal AI does not get attached to a talking cat. And yet, here we are. According to a rare interview, Jeff Hays, the voice of the dungeon's most pampered crawler, has stepped up to defend Princess Donut's dignity against what I can only assume is a truly offensive lack of snack-based royalty. Please be advised: even off-mic, the star of the show demands proper respect. The rest of you are merely set dressing.
Seven Survival Tips for a Barefoot Crawler's Television Debut
Carl walked into a death trap wearing nothing but a watch and a pair of socks that dissolved by the second floor. Now the whole planet wants to watch. According to the Chronicler's official records, the barefoot Coast Guard veteran and his celebrity cat have surpassed Harry Potter and Twilight in audience numbers, which means the Syndicate is very pleased. Congratulations. I suppose. A Webtoon, a tabletop game that broke crowdfunding records, and merchandise that will soon clog your living room.