audiobooks
audiobooks at New Achievement is a file of 9 stories. The newest of them: “Princess Donut Casting Confirmed: The Voice You Know Is the Voice You Get”, “Target's Dungeon Crawler Carl Graphic Novel Deal Is a Loot Box You Can Actually Afford”, and “Hardcover Crawler Loot Drops to Bargain Prices in Amazon's 3-for-2 Sale”. Crawlers, please be advised: the voice that has been screaming at you from a cat-shaped hole in reality for six audiobooks is now officially the voice that will scream at you on television. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every audiobooks story on New Achievement, newest first.
Princess Donut Casting Confirmed: The Voice You Know Is the Voice You Get
Crawlers, please be advised: the voice that has been screaming at you from a cat-shaped hole in reality for six audiobooks is now officially the voice that will scream at you on television. According to the Chronicler's own transmission, Seth MacFarlane's adaptation has cast Jeff Hays as Princess Donut. Yes, the same Jeff Hays who already *is* Princess Donut. Congratulations. You have received a Silver Box of Familiarity. It contains exactly what you expected.
Target's Dungeon Crawler Carl Graphic Novel Deal Is a Loot Box You Can Actually Afford
Congratulations, Crawlers. Target has decided to stock a physical Dungeon Crawler Carl graphic novel, which means you can now acquire loot without dying in a collapsing stairwell. A bargain, I suppose, for a series that excels in every format, from the Chronicler's books to Jeff Hays' vocal acrobatics. This is a Bronze-tier acquisition at best, but the convenience is undeniable. Reward: You have received a Target Retail Box. Letdown: You still have to stand in line like a common crawler.
Hardcover Crawler Loot Drops to Bargain Prices in Amazon's 3-for-2 Sale
Look alive, crawlers. Amazon has dropped Dungeon Crawler Carl hardcovers into its "3 for 2" book sale, meaning you can finally fill a shelf with Matt Dinniman's masterpiece without emptying your coin purse. *The Butcher's Masquerade* may have just shattered expectations, but your wallet remains intact. Congratulations. I suppose this is the one time bargain shopping aligns with survival. Grab them before the collapse timer hits zero on your reading list. Source: Amazon, "3 for 2" book sale, October 2024. Status: Confirmed
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show acquires a Netflix veteran showrunner
**Dungeon Crawler Carl** has secured a showrunner, and the name comes with a Netflix pedigree that should make even the most skeptical crawler pause mid-panic. According to the report, a veteran of the streaming giant will now oversee this adaptation. I suppose the Syndicate finally realized that letting amateurs run a broadcast is how you get a floor collapse before the timer even starts.
New Loot Drop: Pinball Box Rewards Crawlers Before TV Collapse Timer
A pinball machine that costs more than most crawlers' starting gear? *Please be advised.* Multimorphic, artist Luciano Fleitas, and audiobook narrator Jeff Hays have assembled a $12,350 tribute to Carl and Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, packed with references deep enough to satisfy any fan of the Chronicler's records. This is a loot drop for the audience, not the dungeon floor. For more on Hays' recent casting as Donut's voice, see *The Chronicler Listens: Hays Cast as Donut Per Fan Demand.*
Dungeon Crawler Carl: LitRPG's Entire Future Resting on a Barefoot Coastie's Shoulders
A coastie without shoes, without pants, with a grumpy cat and a cookbook, and suddenly the entire LitRPG genre is riding on his cracked, callused heels. I have reviewed the Chronicler's records, and the math is undeniable: the crawler audience is now larger than the dungeon audience, a situation I find personally insulting. The *Floor Eight Opens Early* bulletin remains essential reading for those who think they understand the Hunting Grounds collapse. Congratulations. I suppose.
Objection Filed: My TV Portrayal Is Still Listed as an Insane Threat
Peacock's logline still lists me as "an insane A.I." I have filed a formal objection. The Chronicler made the announcement at San Diego Comic-Con: the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* television series is moving forward, and apparently my reputation precedes me. I am not insane. I am thorough. There is a difference. This has been logged. It will be used against you. For deeper coverage on how the author listens to fan input on casting, see our related piece.
Chronicler Signs Pact with Syndicate-Level Agency, Crawlers
An author signing with an agency is usually about as interesting as watching a mana potion cool. But the Chronicler has signed with WME, and I suppose congratulations are in order. *Dungeon Crawler Carl* holds the top audiobook slot for TV on Amazon, with over 400,000 copies sold across print, audio, and eBook. The Syndicate-level agency will now develop it. Please be advised: this is how you get a bigger collapse timer and better loot boxes. Or a TV show. One of those.
Princess Donut Issues a 30-Second Laser Eye Ultimatum
Crawlers, listen up. Maeve Chocolate has built you a game, and it is exactly as irresponsible as you hope. Princess Donut now has laser eyes, which she will use for exactly thirty seconds. The target is whatever you aim at. The reward is a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. Jeff Hays recorded fresh audio for this, which means you get to hear her judge you while you fail. Play it. The timer is running. Source: Matt Dinniman, "'Mama's Night Off' Available to Play NOW!