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New Achievement keeps crawlers in one place: 6 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Scripts Exist and Author Has Read Them”, “Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show”, and “CGC Teams With Dinniman for Free NYCC Comic Variant You Didn't Earn”. Achievement Unlocked: You Read a TV Update Without Drooling on Your Keyboard. Achievement Unlocked: Cat Voice Cast. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every crawlers story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Scripts Exist and Author Has Read Them
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a TV Update Without Drooling on Your Keyboard. Barely. Author Matt Dinniman has read the first few scripts for the Dungeon Crawler Carl TV series at Universal International Studios and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door Productions, announced August 2024. For those still drooling, we also have the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops piece. The show is alive. Your hype is the only thing dying here.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Cat Voice Cast. You somehow survived the crawl long enough to hear this news, which is more than we expected from a crawler who still uses a default class. Jeff Hays, the voice behind all eight audiobooks, will voice Princess Donut on Peacock's live-action adaptation. For those who missed our SDCC coverage, we already reported this casting from the convention floor. Also, Maeve Chocolate released a Donut flash game that lets you laser things for thirty seconds. Go play that.
CGC Teams With Dinniman for Free NYCC Comic Variant You Didn't Earn
Achievement Unlocked: You Read About a Free Comic You Will Never Hold. Congratulations on your pathetic ability to stand in line while better crawlers sleep in. CGC is teaming with Matt Dinniman for a free exclusive variant cover of the Dungeon Crawler Carl comic at New York Comic Con from Oct. 8-11. It features new artwork. You will not get one. Also, if you missed the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale, that is on you.
Achievement Unlocked: Hockey Night With Crawlers, Presale Live, Book Bundles Gone
Achievement Unlocked: Hockey Night With Crawlers, Presale Live, Book Bundles Gone. You waited until the bundles sold out to check the link, didn't you? Pathetic. Matt Dinniman and Jeff Hays will attend a Dungeon Crawler Carl-themed Colorado Avalanche game on December 14th. The presale is live now. If you want more chances to waste your money, our coverage of the DCC preorder collectible collection is just a click away.
Maeve chocolate teases new crawl with a cryptic cipher website
Achievement Unlocked: Deciphering a Chocolate Bar. You cracked a cipher that a marketing department probably wrote on a napkin. Maeve chocolate has launched a cryptic website at www.maevechocolate.com teasing a new collaboration with the Dungeon Crawler Carl franchise. The page demands attention and warns of increased security classification. Our coverage of the Peacock series greenlight is available for context. Solve it yourself, crawler.
Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game Lets You Laser Things for Thirty Seconds
Achievement Unlocked: You Clicked a Link. Congratulations, you managed to find your mouse and navigate to a webpage. Maeve Chocolate has released a new Princess Donut flash game featuring fresh audio from Jeff Hays, who also just got cast as Donut in the TV show. You get 30 seconds to laser things with her eyes. The game is free with a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. For more on Hays' casting, see our SDCC announcement.