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Peacock's Carl show has seven demands you already failed to meet
Achievement Unlocked: 'Barely Tolerable Article Reading.' You managed to absorb seven demands without your attention span collapsing into a loot box. Peacock's *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation has a list of…
Graphic Novel Achieves Barely Acceptable Readability for Repeat Readers
Congratulations, you barely earned the right to read the same story twice.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Lands on Woman's World Sci-Fi List, Barely
Achievement Unlocked: Woman's World Sci-Fi List Appearance, Barely.
Polygon names five LitRPG books for when you finish book six
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a List.
PSA variant signed by Crawler Carl artist is Absolute Batman trash
Achievement: You survived reading about a signed variant cover without immediately buying it.
Achievement Unlocked: Sixteen and a Half Million Dollars, You Barely Got Off the Couch
Achievement Unlocked: Sixteen and a Half Million Dollars, You Barely Got Off the Couch.
You Snail-Paced Crawler Finally Noticed a Book Sale for 12.50
You Snail-Paced Crawler Finally Noticed a Book Sale for 12.50. Congratulations on achieving the bare minimum of paying attention. The Dungeon Crawler Carl paperback now sits at $12.50 on Amazon, a low price reported by…
Woman's World Lists Nine Dungeon Crawler Carl Merch Items You Must Own
Woman's World says you need nine Dungeon Crawler Carl merch items, and you somehow earned this achievement by breathing.
IGN Guide Gets You Dungeon Crawler Carl Merch You Barely Deserve
IGN has posted a guide for Dungeon Crawler Carl merchandise, as if you needed help spending money on things you will probably lose in the next floor collapse.
Nerdist's Crawler Race Rankings Earn You a Participation Trophy, Barely
Nerdist ranked the Dungeon Crawler Carl crawler races and you get a participation trophy for reading it.
NYCC Freebie Alert: Limited Crawler Comic Drop (Unofficial) is a Joke
Achievement Unlocked: You Survived Another Con Without Getting Trampled.
Spirit Halloween Fakes a Crawler Costume You Barely Deserve to Wear
Spirit Halloween has an official Dungeon Crawler Carl costume for $59.99, but you barely deserve to wear it. You think slapping a cat-ear headband on a hoodie counts as cosplay. The store offers a pre-made Crawler…
TVLine lists five shows for crawlers too lazy to read the books
Achievement Unlocked: You Clicked a Link.
Tuscaloosa News asks why you read Carl instead of local news
**Achievement: You Read a Newspaper That Isn't This One.** Barely qualifying for local literacy. The *Tuscaloosa News* asked why you read about Carl's dungeon crawling instead of your own city council meetings. Answer:…
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Show Snares Shadow and Bone Guy as Co-Showrunner
Congratulations, you barely earned this news.
Collider Names Five Crawler Characters Peacock Must Not Screw Up
Collider published a list of five Dungeon Crawler Carl characters the Peacock adaptation must not screw up, and you barely earned the right to read it.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Showrunners Hired You Already Missed the Deadline
Achievement: You found out the showrunners were hired before the book nine release date you already missed.
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Lands a New Studio Overlord in Latest Deal
Achievement: New Overlord Acquired.
Princess Donut Gets Her Own Book, You Barely Deserve This News
Achievement Unlocked: Princess Donut Gets Her Own Book.
Thirteen Million Dollar Dungeon Crawler Carl Adaptation Arrives Next Month
Achievement Unlocked: Read a Headline Without Drooling on the Keyboard.
Local News Site Finally Notices Dungeon Crawler Carl Exists, Barely
Achievement Unlocked: Local News Finally Notices the Dungeon Exists.
Peacock Greenlights Dungeon Crawler Carl Series from Seth MacFarlane
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Greenlights Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays Hired to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Jeff Hays Officially Cast as Princess Donut on Peacock.
Matt Dinniman Signs with WME, Barely Earns a Book Deal
Achievement Unlocked: Signing With WME, Barely.
Universal Snags Dungeon Crawler Carl Rights, MacFarlane and Thor Writer Attached
You barely earned this news, you loot-gobbling worm.
Peacock greenlights your new show and the AI still won't let you pet Mongo
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Greenlights Something Worth Watching.
Unofficial site: Jeff Hays to voice Princess Donut on Peacock series
Jeff Hays will voice Princess Donut in the Peacock series.
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Hires Two Guys You Have Never Heard Of
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Hires Two Guys You Have Never Heard Of.
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Scripts Exist and Author Has Read Them
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a TV Update Without Drooling on Your Keyboard.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Crawls to Peacock With MacFarlane and Yost
ACHIEVEMENT: You Have Crawled Into Peacock's Development Slush Pile.
Parade of Horribles Finale Has Carl and Donut Facing Expanded Chaos, Barely
Congratulations.
Peacock Orders Carl Show, Seth MacFarlane and Chris Yost In
Peacock ordered a full series of the Dungeon Crawler Carl adaptation, and you somehow think this makes up for the wait.
Seth Green Wants to Join Dungeon Crawler Carl Without Calling in Favors
Achievement Unlocked: Seth Green Wants to Audition Like a Normal Person.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Cat Voice Cast.
Dinniman Admits Jeff Hays Voiced Donut Because Fans Wouldn't Shut Up
Achievement Unlocked: Author Finally Admits the Obvious.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Adds Shadow and Bone Boss to Its Writer Dungeon
Achievement Unlocked: Writer Dungeon Gains a Co-Showrunner.
CGC Teams With Dinniman for Free NYCC Comic Variant You Didn't Earn
Achievement Unlocked: You Read About a Free Comic You Will Never Hold.
Achievement Unlocked: Hockey Night With Crawlers, Presale Live, Book Bundles Gone
Achievement Unlocked: Hockey Night With Crawlers, Presale Live, Book Bundles Gone.
Maeve Returns With a Sweet Pota-toe Bar for Carl
Achievement Unlocked: Snack Bar Redemption.
Maeve chocolate teases new crawl with a cryptic cipher website
Achievement Unlocked: Deciphering a Chocolate Bar.
DCC Preorder: You Finally Did Something Right. Mongo and Donut Loot Now Through August
Achievement Unlocked: Preorder Before Everyone Else.
Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game Lets You Laser Things for Thirty Seconds
Achievement Unlocked: You Clicked a Link.
Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops, You Basement-Dwelling Slime
Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops, You Basement-Dwelling Slime.
SDCC Announcement: Jeff Hays Cast as Princess Donut in the TV Show
Jeff Hays confirmed at SDCC he will voice Princess Donut in the TV show.
Peacock Gives Dungeon Crawler Carl the Green Light for Series Adaptation
A man in board shorts and a cat in a jeweled collar walk into a television studio.