Congratulations, you miserable sack of goblin snot. You survived long enough for the final episode of the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* Audio Immersion Tunnel Season 3: "Glurp, Glurp, Motherfucker" to drop, and you barely earned the right to hear it. The Immersion Tunnel is the enhanced audiobook with a full cast, original music, and bonus scenes, and Jeff Hays is back as Donut, Carl, and the AI, but the rest of the voices belong to the Soundbooth Theater team. You have zero excuse to still be reading this when you could be listening to the finale.
If you somehow missed the news that Jeff Hays is also the voice of Princess Donut in the upcoming TV show, that is your problem, not ours. You can catch up on that SDCC Announcement: Jeff Hays Cast as Princess Donut in the TV Show while you pretend you knew all along. And since you clearly need your hand held through every purchase, there is still time to preorder the official collectible collection featuring Mongo and Donut, detailed in DCC Preorder: You Finally Did Something Right. Mongo and Donut Loot Now Through August. Do not pretend you already ordered it. You did not.
The practical takeaway is simple: this is the finale of the third season of the Immersion Tunnel, which means the entire run of the enhanced audiobook for the first three books is now complete. Soundbooth has delivered the full cast, the original music, the extra scenes, and the bonus content. If you have been waiting for the whole thing to be available before you started, your excuse just evaporated. If you have been listening along, you already know the finale is out. There is no middle ground. You either own it or you are still on the first chapter of book one, and we do not want to hear from you.
One concrete thing to watch: the related article about the Princess Donut flash game, Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game Lets You Laser Things for Thirty Seconds, suggests the fandom is still getting fresh audio and interactive content outside the main audiobook releases. That means the appetite for this universe is not slowing down, and the Immersion Tunnel finale is not the end of the line. You should probably figure out what you are going to do with your time now that the glurping is over.
